The Turkey Dilemma 

This Morning my coffee consists of one Strawberry Delta-8 Gummy manufactured by my partner.  Cause I am in a chill mood/

And why wouldn’t I be?  It’s after Turkey Day.  All the stress and drama that comes along with getting to and planning the Day is over.  And today?  I get to make my own Bird!

The free one you get from the grocery store for purchasing too many processed products from the shelves and..toilet paper.  But yeah, Imma do that.

I admit that though I went to “dinner”.  I did not eat much yesterday in anticipation of Johnsgiving!  When I make my bird so juicy the grease tastes like gravy!  And the gravy is so good?  You wanna dip your clips in it and eat em!  That’s the gummy kicking in.

I have so much work to do though?  Although I don’t really celebrate the murder of Indigenous populations?  I do partake in the tie off happily.  Maybe the phone and texts will stop completely for a couple days and I can reconnect with pandemic John?  The one with more time than things to do which means that Kush Cake can get the attention it rightly deserves! 

Today for me is the REAL Holiday!  Making the food and seeing the fam who I normally would see yesterday, today.  That is how you know the food is banging!  

So here is the plan.  Wrap this up, right.  Than start that turkey seasoning and stuffing with herbs that sometimes look like the herbs I used to get in the 80’s for smoking.  Chop it up.  Stick it in(sounds like a date but if you do that you will be forever single).  And smoke up an appetite while I wait!  

Yeah, get your leftiovers on!  

 

 

 

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John X aka Xumluv.  Host of Born In Trouble Podcast former Blogger on BlackPlanet.   Before the purge.  I miss y’all!  Owner of BBCGummies.com.  An online platform for Hemp and Cannabis products with a Melanated hand in the production.  Currently LEGALLY selling bomb Delta8 Gummies.  Other products coming soon!   Check out Bornintrouble.com.  New shows every Friday!